The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Do They Have Blowdryers In The Chokey?
- Hot Slut Of The Week: Scotland's #1 Male Barbie
- Kathie Lee Pounces On Zac
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| Phil Spector was just found guilty of second-degree murder in the murder of Lana Clarkson in 2003. Lana was found shot to death in Phil's home in Alhambra. Phil was tried for her murder in 2007, but the jury couldn't come up with a verdict. They did this time however and now Phil will have to find a way to cut his hair with a plastic spork in the big house. You know how he feels about his mop. Phil could get at least 18 years. Ding, dong, the shaggedy-haired troll witch is finally getting his. Phil shouldn't be too weepy though. He's a shoo-in for Miss Inmate USA '09. His luscious locks will win him the top prize. Source: LAist | |
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| Birthday : 1989ish Age: 20 Birth Name: Ross Somethingoranother Original Date of HS of the Day: April 9, 2009 Claim to Fame: Ross is the self-appointed #1 male Barbie in Scotland. Ross believes that you can never be too orange (that might be Xtina's personal motto), you can never wear enough fake gold jewelry and your coochie cutters can never be too short. Because of this, the BBC came to visit Ross in Aberdeen for an episode of Snog, Marry, Avoid. I think it airs soon. Where is he now ? Ross is either doing himself with a bronzer stick or he's at the free clinic being treated for foundation poisoning. It's also possible that Ross is working the day shift as the main Oompa Loompa fluffer. Why is he HS of the Week ? Basically, because of the trailer below and because of his Bebo page . Seriously, check out his amazing page . How many wonders does one cavern hold? | |
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| When Kathie Lee Gifford is coming your way, you better hide the booze and run for you life. Zac Efron didn't know this rule when Kathie Lee ambushed him on Today this morning. Kathie Lee strolled up in hair curlers and a cougar face to tease Zac for making fun of her sweet precious Cody on SNL this past weekend. Kathie Lee told Zac that her Cody is way cuter than him and that he needs to stop wearing his mop like that. Kathie Lee also handed Cody's phone number over to Zac and said to call him. Cody's number my asshole! Kathie Lee's after-hours phone number was totally on that piece of paper along with a sketch of her cougar pussy. Kathie Lee totally reminds me of THAT mother growing up. You know, that mother who drank wine coolers all day, wore Payless high heels with her sweats and talked about how she hopes her cooze can get wet again for she gets vaginal rejuvenation surgery, because it's been feeling so itchy lately. Then she strokes your hair and asks you if you want a butter and sugar sandwich. Seriously, one of my friend's mother was just like that. She later told me that the best way to pretend like you're swallowing after a beej is to spit in a beer bottle, so he thinks you're washing it down. The lessons of life. Skip to the 5:15 mark to see Mama Kathie trying to get on Zac. And the bestest part of the video is at the end when Kathie Lee almost breaks Matt's fucked-up shoulder by leaning against it. She doesn't even care! | |
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