Friday, April 10, 2009

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Meet Ninio the big gay elephant who will whoop a bitch if she winks at his man - Towleroad Bai Ling should ease up on the eye make-up, because bitch can hardly raise her lids - Hollywood Tuna I know Blohan is all kinds of fucked up right now, but Ali Lohan needs an intervention of her own. Homegirl doesn't look a day over BEAT - Popsugar Adriana Lima kind of has gay face here - Egotastic! This looks like some Eyes Wide Shut shit (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Something Billy Bob better get used to: getting booed wherever his ass goes - Lainey Gossip A rotten Peach - Cityrag Eliza Dushku wearing Rosie O'Donnell's old outfit from Exit to Eden - Popoholic My index finger is thicker than one of Cha Cha Diva's legs - The Bastardly RiRi's mother is really hot - Just Jared Mischa Barton is full of shit as usual - Hollywood Rag
 
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Behold... The Ambassador For Wool! Top
Kelly Bensimon from The Really Stupid Bitches Of New York is still going on about her feud with Bethenny Frankel even though she said she was totally over it. In the new issue of Harper's Bazaar (via UsWeekly ), Kelly opened up her dehydrated prune lips to defend herself against Bethenny's comment that she's inauthentic. Kelly said, " Honestly, if being inauthentic means graduating from Columbia University, writing three books, starting two magazines, bearing two children, being the ambassador for wool, running a marathon for charity — if that's inauthentic? Tell me what authentic is." The ambassador for WOOL?!!!! Wool not fools. Seriously, every sheep on this planet just farted at that comment. This bitch is fucking crazy. Kelly should be the ambassador for watered down leather since that's what her body is covered in. The ambassador for wool didn't stop there, " Is Bethenny a socialite? No. Will she ever sit next to Lauren DuPont? No. Is she best friends with Aerin Lauder? No. Am I? No. Do I care? No. Does she? Oh, absolutely. She's not authentic." Is Kelly a dumb whore? Yes. Does she look like a dusty Miller's Outpost leather jacket that's been sitting in a bin at the Salvation Army for a couple of decades? Yes. Does she reek of desperation and burnt nails? Yes. Does she look like an asshole for asking and answering her own questions? Yes.
 

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