The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| After Vadge got dropped on her roidy ass (which probably killed a whole colony of ants living down below) by a really hot horse, she blamed the whole thing on a paparazzo. Vadge's spokeswhore said that a pap jumped out of the bushes, freaking the horse out and causing Baby Jesus' pimp to hit the ground. The pap said Vadge and her slaves were telling major major lies. According to his ass, he was only around before and after the fall, but not during. He said that if he was around, he would've gotten pictures of her flying off her high horse. And those pictures would've immediately been hung over my bed, so that I could go to bed and wake up with a smile on my mug. The cops who took Vadge's statement are apparently sliding up to the pap's side. Sgt. Herbert Johnson of the Southampton Police Department told TMZ , " There is no mention of photographers. It's a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written 'paparazzi' in the form -- if they felt there was a problem ." Why does Vadge gotta lie like that? She has no reason to be embarrassed. Everyone already knows that most living things don't want her riding their backs. I mean, her tarantula crotch can pinch through the toughest saddle, so that horse looked up to the sky, said a prayer and tossed the cuntrag. It tried to make it work. | |
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| You know how on basic TV and cable, they have to re-edit or re-dub poetic words like " cunt, fuck, shit " in movies? Well, this past weekend FX played Snakes on a Plane and had to find a way to turn Samuel Jackson's line, "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane " into something a little more prude-friendly. Watch the clip above to see what phrases they invented. The genius responsible for this mess was really smoking the good shiitake and loving their monkey fightin' job! They should do this to all movies! VIA /film | |
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| Could it be that a certain former heartthrob has left his wife for someone of the same sex? Well, there are so many contenders for this one. In the past couple months, three guys on the down low have announced separations. The one we're talking about, however, is a case of life imitating art since he's played gay before - notoriously. Of course, this was before his marriage, before he got famous (well, kinda around the same time)…but after he was pushed back into the closet. What goes in, despite good intentions, must eventually come out. And in and out! ( Billy Masters via Blind Gossip ) This one has Big Gay Willie written all over it, but he hasn't announced that he's quitting that lizard man he's married too. I'll still go with him and I'm sooo hoping he's shacking up in Tommy Girl's dungeon. Here's some hot gossip from over the weekend in Hollywood! These two exes were spotted smooching at a nightclub in WeHo. We guess the romance is back on? Glad to hear it, we liked these two together! It wasn't LiLo. ( BuzzFoto ) WeHo? See above. Or maybe Star Jones a nd Gay Al finally settled their disagreement over who looks better in a g-string bikini. Which actor needs to give his nose a break? His coke-heavy 'model parties' have already sent him to the hospital once recently, but he can't stop being host to starlets. ( Star Magazine Via Blind Gossip ) Josh " I Drank Third World Water " Hartnett ? Which teen-favorite international actor, who avoids gay rumors but never seems to have a girlfriend, has fallen in love with his own stunt double? It would be the perfect relationship for an actor (falling in love with a version of himself), except the object of his affections is straight. ( Ben Widdicombe via CDAN ) I have two guesses: DanRad or RPattz ? If it's RPattz and the world finds out, we will soon all be covered in the remnants of a million exploding vaginas. | |
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