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- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For April 1st!
- What In Tranny Thundercats Hell Is This?
- American Idol: Who Cares If You Can Sing?! You Look Like Shit!
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| This dumb cunt along with ten million of my Facebook friends announced they are pregnant today! Fooled! Please, Heidi , we all know you can't get knocked up from bumping saggy twats with Spencer - ONTD Party with Winona Ryder topless pictures like it's 1994! - Egotastic! This is as natural as Xtina gets - Hollywood Tuna Jennifer Aniston obviously isn't obsessed enough - Lainey Obsessed Zac Efron's hairless twinkie chest - Just Jared Celeb-dogs with their relatives - Cityrag Sherlock Holmes likes it kinky - Towleroad Pamela Anderson needs to sew herself up a sack so she can cover the fuck up already (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Second hand lucite - Hollywood Rag A Kellan Lutz photo shoot brought to you by Tom of Finland - Popsugar | |
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| Here's a few pictures from Beyonce's I Am....RIDICULOUS tour in Vancouver last night. There's really no explanation for this mess. This was born from a Mugler and a Knowles, so that's explanation enough! Glittery condom men? The Transformers logo on Beyonce's pussy bone? The Elmer's glue used to keep her lacefront down? I feel like I need to witness this faggotry for myself, but I'm afraid my extreme levels of gayness will clash with the extreme levels of tranniness radiating off of Sasha Fart causing an explosion of weave tracks, face clay, tarantula legs, sequins and coagulated jizz. The world is not equipped. | |
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| No, this picture is not of a one-girl tribute band to Tokio Hotel. It's not even the broken condom baby of a Sanrio store and a Hot Topic store. It's Allison looking like a Japanese Anime character vommed all over her. The judges just couldn't seem to get past this last night and I just couldn't get past how fucking stupid they are. I think Randy said, "blah...blah..blah....your outfit sucks, dawg!" or something like that. Okay, so she doesn't look as glittery as one of Paula Abdul's Vicodin pills, but bitch didn't look that awful! No, Allison's " Don't Speak " didn't make me want to use my time to scour the internet to download an illegal copy of it, but it wasn't the worst of the night. And all the judges could say is how she looked like a punk rock skunk after getting hit by a semi. Constructive criticism: they are doing it wrong. It wasn't surprising that they didn't make any mention of Adam Lambert's whole look. The bitch is looking more and more like a middle-aged female-to-male tranny doing a really bad impersonation of final days Elvis . No matter what Adam does, the judges will still crawl up his sparkle hole, steal his eggs and use that shit to impregnate themselves. Yeah, that's why Simon's chichis are looking more luscious than usual. He's knocked up with Adam's baby. I mean, Paula Abdul even compared him to Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler !! D.A.R.E. just found the idea for their new campaign! Seriously, STEVEN TYLER?! More like MIA TYLER . I can't even explain the big gay lion's performance of " Play That Funky Music" last night. I might have understood it if he performed it at Disneyland's Tomorrow Land while I was high on acid. That bitch was screeching like someone was waxing his asshole with liquid nails. Put a butt plug in it, take a Valium and calm the fuck down. This is American Idol, not American AHHHHHdol. Now on to predictions. This is actually kind of hard, because last night's real theme was: SHIT! Sure, Kris Allen whispered sweet nothings into my peen hole, but nobody made me jizz in my chonies. But if I must guess: Megan " Doesn't Bring Me " Joy - It's her time. I've had several servings of what she has to offer and spit up every last morsel. Megan has a voice that was meant to sing about dying hearts and cheating peens, not about rainbows and sunshine. Last night in heaven, Bob Marley emptied out his bong faster than normal after listening to Megan murder his song.. Bitch, take your happy ass shit elsewheres! Anoop - Karaoke night is over. It's time to get back to your dorm room, Anoop. Curfew is up! The 3rd bottom spot will either go to Allison, Scott or the Timberlake wannabe. Whores might have liked Scott's Olan Mills hair and his Billy Joel crooning, so my guess is that Allison will wrongfully be in the bottom. They should keep all three of them and instead get rid of the most annoying gnat on that show: Kara DioSTFU. This ho actually said, " It's like Studio 57 in here!" I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT. Yeah, I know that's 6 words, but I'm using the Kara DioGuardi method of counting. | |
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