The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The Photoshop Awards?
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 24th!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
- Birthday Sluts
| The Photoshop Awards? | Top |
| No, this is not another one of Richard de Chazal's masterpieces (needs more peen for that). This is an old timey crinkly photo from the 1950s of JFK allegedly big pimpin' it on a boat with a bunch of nekkid lovelies. JFK was starring in a Diddy video, before Diddy was even born! Pimps everywhere need to take a seat. TMZ got a hold of the photograph, which they believe was taken on the Mediterranean in 1956. At the time, JFK was the Senator of Massachusetts and Jackie was pregnant. TMZ got a bunch of experts to analyze the photo and they all claim it's the real thing. But this is my question, did TMZ get Mariah Carey to peek at it? That ho knows all the tricks to the Photoshop trade, so I believe her word above ALL! And I bet the chick jumping nekkid off the boat still has a stinging-sensation in her crotch from hitting the water so hard back in 1956. | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 24th! | Top |
| Santa tried for years to remove the stain, but it's hard to get Glenn Beck off plush. - Dantronic Runners-up: This was the first inkling Lance Bass' parents had that he liked blowing the skin flute as well as the horn. - Morbidosity If Hillary Clinton had discovered this childhood picture of Bill sooner, then she would have understood that his obsession with sitting on hos with ugly suits, with his pants off, while blowing his sax, was not that unusual after all. - ReallyNow Long before Heidi, Spencer already had a habit of posing with HO HO HO's. - Vern (Thanks to all who sent in this beautiful Christmas present) | |
| Hot Slut Of The Day! | Top |
| Richard de Chazal , an Australian fashion designer, make-up artist, photographer and the long-lost twin unicorn brother of Harald Glööckler . Richard has the need to create running through his veins....and his eyebrows...and his unicorntee (anything that delicate cannot be associated with a goat). You can tell from Richard's website that he has an artist's hand. I mean, anybody who photographs (NSFW but safe for your genitals) THIS MUCH hard peen is a true artiste. It's like if Michelangelo, Tom of Finland and a picture taker from Knott's Berry Farm collaborated on a very important project together. And Richard also deserves the title of Hot Slut, because he's putting Meat Loaf's old set for the " I'd Do Anything For Love " video to good use (see above). ( For Tim ) | |
| Birthday Sluts | Top |
| Nichelle Nichols (77) David Archuleta (19) Mackenzie Rosman (20) Thomas Dekker (22) Sienna Miller (28) Vanessa Ferlito (29) John Legend (31) Seth Meyers (36) Malcolm Gets (46) Joe Diffie (51) Denzel Washington (55) Gayle King (55) Maggie Smith (75) Stan Lee (87) | |
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