The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| We Can All Go Home Now | Top |
| Shut down your computers and pack your things, because nothing can outdo this. UsWeekly won the fight. CNN, HuffPo, TMZ, People, Radar and the rest can all take the day off and try again tomorrow. This is all the news we need to know today. Put your RSS feeds to bed. If Billy Goat Brad shaved off his beard, left St. Angie and ran off to marry Jennifer Aniston in a ceremony officiated by Tiger Woods , it still wouldn't make a bigger story than this. Done and done. | |
| A Mother's Work Is Never Done | Top |
| A devoted mother got her souffle top decorated with the tattooed portrait of a Miami DJ in order to win passes for her equally dumb daughter (who is way too old for this shit) to meet the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber . Insert Fark's " Florida" tag here. If I ever asked my mother to get a tattoo of Rick Dees' face above her ass so that I could meet my tween icon Martika , she probably would've dropped me off on the steps of a Catholic church and left me there. On a positive note, it will only take a few strokes of red to turn that mom's tattoo into the Heat Miser . Source: Y100 via ONTD | |
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