The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- A Refugee From RPattz's Magical Unicorn Forest
- Nicole Richie Never Had An Eating Disorder
- Introducing Baby Vida
| A Refugee From RPattz's Magical Unicorn Forest | Top |
| Kelis galloped into the Data Awards in Los Angeles last night looking like something Mimi's brain might burp up during a champagne-fueled daydream. What do we focus on? Do we focus on the Jane Child nostril-to-earlobe chains? The unicorn of liberty crown? The feather lashes? The mutant goat hooves? The old lady braid ? NO! Direct your eyes to Kelis' suffocating vagina! The only kind of rubber a vagina wants to eat is a condom. Why does Kelis have to do her chocha like that? When she finally freed her snatch from the wall of latex later on in the night, it probably needed mouth-to-mouth. Pussy abuse is not the look. And Kelis also needs less internet in her life, because she's starting to get fashion tips from YouTube: However, I will give it up for the intergalactic being from a disco ball far far away posing with Kelis below. | |
| Nicole Richie Never Had An Eating Disorder | Top |
| When most of us first met Nicole Richie back in the old days she was built like a succulent Cornish Game Hen with extra juice. But shortly after she hooked up with life sucker Rachel " Chupa " Zoe , she shrunk faster than a dick after sex. Some hos thought her " Feed the Children " body was the result of an eating disorder. But Nicole is shitting on those claims again in the new issue of Marie Claire UK , and thinks it was very irresponsible for bitches to think that. Nicole said, " I felt it was a little unfair to say someone has an eating disorder when they don't. It's extremely insulting and irresponsible. An eating disorder is serious and it's a disease. I think when you see me in person, you see that I'm, like, five foot one - I'm a small person.When I was heavier, everyone said I was too heavy. You can't win in the public eye and I find it really hard. So I ignore it now, I really do. " When Nicole was running around with the body of a dehydrated Mr. Burns, part of me did think she was barfing up her meals into Ziploc bags and storing them in her walk-in-closet (don't watch that episode of Intervention ). But the bigger part of me just figured it was from the Parasite Hilton in her life. Bitch is like a tape worm. | |
| Introducing Baby Vida | Top |
| On his official website , Matthew McConaughey posted a picture of his now 3-week old daughter Vida Mita Vegiman Alves McConaughey . Matthew wrote on his site: "Here's a pic of our latest family member Vida Alves McConaughey. Thanks for all your well wishes our way, the future's lookin bright, just keep livin, Matthew and Camila." The picture was taken just a little while after she was evicted from her mother's womb. And guess what? Homegirl looks like a baby! A baby who sleeps more than a cat. Imagine that! Although, Vida could be sleeping so hard because she got a little contact high from her daddy. I mean, this is Matthew we're talking about. He shits pot brownies and coughs up weed shake. And here's some pictures that will make you drop your bong. It's Matthew McConaughey COMPLETELY CLOTHED on a beach yesterday. The salty air was making a sad face, because it couldn't kiss Matthew's nipples. A non-topless Matthew walking on the beach is against the laws of nature. | |
CREATE MORE ALERTS:
Auctions - Find out when new auctions are posted
Horoscopes - Receive your daily horoscope
Music - Get the newest Album Releases, Playlists and more
News - Only the news you want, delivered!
Stocks - Stay connected to the market with price quotes and more
Weather - Get today's weather conditions
| You received this email because you subscribed to Yahoo! Alerts. Use this link to unsubscribe from this alert. To change your communications preferences for other Yahoo! business lines, please visit your Marketing Preferences. To learn more about Yahoo!'s use of personal information, including the use of web beacons in HTML-based email, please read our Privacy Policy. Yahoo! is located at 701 First Avenue, Sunnyvale, CA 94089. |
No comments:
Post a Comment