The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Kate Hudson Was Not Man Enough For A-Roidy | Top |
| After Kate Hudson and A-Roidy stopped licking each other's butts there were rumors that it ended because she only cared about the spotlight and became too needy. There was also a rumor that Kate cut the cord, because A-Roidy just couldn't make her clit bust into a seizure. But now some source is telling OK! Magazine (via NYDN ) that A-Roidy's obsession with Vadge was the real reason why Kate Hudson took her vagina elsewhere. The source went on to say, " Kate was mad with jealousy. he gave A-Rod three chances to stop contacting Madonna. How would you feel if your new boyfriend kept calling his ex? " Maybe Kate jumped to conclusions. Maybe A-Roidy wasn't trying to get back into Vadge's strong Conan-like thighs. Maybe A-Roidy only called Vadge to continue to get tips on how his biceps can pop nutsacks just from flexing like hers. Although, it probably broke Kate's lady boner when A-Roidy asked her to put on a He-Man costume and sing the lyrics to Justify My Love while tapping his ass cheeks with a roid needle. | |
| Hot Slut Of The Day! | Top |
| Dolores Hope , Bob Hope's 100-year-old widow and a recording superstar sensation! When Dolores Hope was 83-years-old, she decided that she wasn't quite ready to retire to her corner and nibble on caramel squares for the rest of her days. So Dolores hopped on her Hoveround, drove into the nearest recording studio, gargled with hot Metamucil and cut her first album of old timey songs called Dolores Hope: Now and Then. Since then Dolores has released three more albums and is hoping to put out another one before she turns 101 this May. And when her album does come out, I'm sure Dolores will knock down hos half her age (i.e. Lindsay Lohan, etc...) by outselling them on the charts. Dolores once again proves that memaws rule the world with an Icy Hot-scented fist! ( For Eric ) | |
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