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| Lil' Bow Wow Drinks, Drives And Tweets | Top |
| If you were in Miami on NYE and witnessed a Lamborghini stumbling around the highway like a day-shift crackwhore with arthritis in the knee, then you watched 22-year-old Lil' Bow Wow drinking, driving and Tweeting. It was obviously Lil' Bow Wow's first time at the DUI rodeo, because he chronicled his drunk driving antics on his Twitter page. Way to leave a paper trail. Or should I say, a Twitter trail. I present exhibit a to the court: Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as fuck. Just left @livmiami. And exhibit b: Im fucked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris (Brown) might have to drive after next spot. A few minutes later, Lil' Bow Wow swam out of the douche fog and realized drinking, driving and Tweeting wasn't the best move. Apologize for that tweet. it was stupid and immature. not a way i want to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much good stuff lined up. my bad. First of all, doesn't Lil' Puppy Chow know what happens when you mix a Chris Brown with a Lamborghini? Um. Maybe he should have Ri Ri over for Hot Pockets, so she can fill him in. Second of all, if Lil' Bow Wow really wanted to be hardcore he would've rode a real lamb while drunk like this little Hood Rat Stuff Hooligan: Step to the left, Bow Wow and let the real pimps play. And is it just me, or does that picture of Chris Brown and Bow Wow belong on a card promoting a down-low chatline? | |
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| John Wall of the Kentucky Wildcats At a game the other day, John Wall had to make a very important decision when he was faced with a heard of cheerleaders in the road. John could either a) send a few of them to the ER with broken bones and baginas by crushing into them or b) or bust it like a ninja and jump over them. John went with option b and not one follicle on a cheerleader's head was harmed. John Wall is not about to disrupt the sexy. Clip beeeelow: | |
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