The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- A Dick Bag And A Hooker Have Broken Up
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 25th!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
- Birthday Sluts
| A Dick Bag And A Hooker Have Broken Up | Top |
| Hef's ex-concubine, Holly Madison , and the douchy guinea pig magician known as Criss Angel have ended their magical romance after 4 looooong months. Hey, in whore years, 4 months is like a lifetime! 29-year-old Holly (I just fell off mah chair!) and 41-year-old Criss were living in his Las Vegas house, but since they have broken up, she's moved all her pink Playboy shit into her parents' house. A source told E! News, "It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn't devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals." Riddle me this, bitch is no longer working at Playboy, she's not licking on Hef's Malt-O-Meal stick anymore, so what " career " is she talking about? Even Criss Angel couldn't pull her CAREER out of a fucking black top hat. The truth is that the bitch finally woke up from the trance he put her under and realized she was fucking Criss Angel. That's the real MINDFREAK. Holly just needs to go take her happy ass into a corner, sit down and stop trying to make the " husband" thing happen for now. The ho can't pick them. Bitch has been to corpseland and doucheland, but she's never been to her! | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 25th! | Top |
| Never again thought Sue. After Al tossed her salad, she couldn't sit down for two weeks. - Sweetas Runners-up: I've crapped out some impressive turds in my life, but never one that would crawl out of the shitter and pose for a picture with me! - Stoney " I'LL BE BLACK ! "........" in a few weeks ! " - El Bastardo | |
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| Elaine Davidson - The world's most pierced bitch according to Guinness World Records. In 2000, only had 462 piercings. I say " only ," because this crazy ho has 6,005 now! Elaine said 1,500 of those are internal. What the fuck? Bitch has studs on her gallbladder and shit? Elaine, who lives in Edinburgh, confessed that being a human pin cushion isn't the most pleasurable thing. She said, "I don't enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level. I wanted to break the record. " How does this bitch do anything? She would scrape a dick off if she tried to suck it. And what about eating? Or flying in an airplane? Damn. This bitch does have dedication even though she most likely shits nuts and bolts. (For Rebecca) | |
| Birthday Sluts | Top |
| Erykah Badu (38) Teresa Palmer (23) Ally Hilfiger (24) Corinne Bailey Rae (30) Max Martin (38) Mark Dacascos (45) Greg Germann (51) Michael Bolton (56) Bree Walker (56) Dante Ferretti (66) Fats Domino (81) | |
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