The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| A Weepy Little Robot | Top |
| This is some Changeling shit right here. I can almost hear Stepford Katie screaming, "This is not Joey Potter! Where is Pacey's girl?! " That bitch shuffled off a long time ago. Here's Tommy's weepy little robobeard on the set of her new movie in NYC trying to bring out the raw emotion. Bitch accessed her memory chip to bring back the images of Tommy Girl telling her to " E.T. phone his no-no ." Actually, the bitch probably just thought of her whole life after 2005! The cameras probably weren't even fucking rolling. Even brainwashed robots get a permanent case of the glooms. | |
| What Is The Meaning Of This?! | Top |
| I'm in L.A. now, so just give me the signal and I'll run through Warner Bros. studio screaming like a mad bitch asking them to stop the fucking madness! Stop it before more people's childhood memories are destroyed!!!! They are planning to remake the fucking NeverEnding Story ! Does Falkor have a face that looks like it wants to be remade. It is perfect in every way already. My 5-year-old self wants to come back and slap a whore or fifty. This has fucking ruined my day. So, yeah, The Hollywood Reporter (via Coming Soon ) says WB is in early stages to remake the 1980s classic that changed lives! Okay, it felt like that back then. WB plans to give it a modern twist. Let's all call up Warner Bros. and ask them how it feels to kill something beautiful. Because that's what they are doing! This is shit. You know they are going to get the Trannycat Dolls to cover the theme song. Lucifer, no. I just gave them an idea. WHY?! That is seriously one of my favorite songs of all-time and forever. If you ever need to feel gay, play that shit. On a positive note, Kim from The Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta will be able to pay her website bill soon . Her broke down dog wig is a LOCK for the role of Falkor. Please watch this clip below of Kids Inc. singing one of the greatest songs of all time. I'm looking to Martika for answers as to why this is happening. Give me answers, Martika! | |
| Reunited And It Tastes Like Crack | Top |
| Blaaaaake was freed from the prison house yesterday a nd this was news to Amy Wino. Wino was over in her new adopted homeland of St. Lucia when she heard about the news. The bitch dropped her coconut-made crack pipe and started to make plants to get off the island to head back to her Blaaaake in England. A source told The Sun , " Hearing Blake was out brought lots of emotions back for Amy. She feels like she was the last to know he was getting released and that hurt. She is desperate to see him again and wants to work things out. She still loves him. " This is good for St. Lucia, but bad for England. St. Lucia is finally getting rid of their very own smoke monster , but Camden better brace themselves. When Wino and Blaaaake embrace for the first time, crack rocks will multiply, ballet slippers will cause chaos in the streets from trying to get away and Wino's crackhive will burn itself in a fire. The Prime Minister should do the right thing and close the borders to Gargamel-looking crackheads before it's too late. For the sake of Camden! | |
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