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| And They Named Him Ick..... | Top |
| The future mean bitches of the playground are thanking M.I.A . and her fiance Benjamin Brewer for hand delivering them ammunition they can use to tease the fuck out of their poor child. Latina.com says M.I.A. already hates her month-old baby, because she has named him Ickett . As in Ick. As in Icky. As in WTFett. The name describes itself. Actually, I shouldn't say that. Ickett could turn ick into gold by giving himself an awesome nickname like Lickett. Or Stickett. Or Kickett. Or Dickett. And now the schoolyard ho bags are thanking me for basically doing their job. | |
| Morning Wood | Top |
| Things they torture you with in Hell: A video of Tori Spelling doing " The Potty Dance" with Rachael Ray - I'm Not Obsessed And another torture device used by Satan - Socialite Life Jennifer Aniston says she's totally over Brad . She went on to say, " But he's not over me, okay. In my heart of hearts, I know he still loves me. My cat friends tell me so. He always will. He does. Right? Does he ask about me? Tell me he's not over meeeeee! " - Celebitchy Parasite Hilton's feet should play the title role - Coming Soon Don't ever make out with Tracy Davies - Scandalist Michelle Obama should have been carried into every inaugural ball on this chair and in that dress - Buzzfeed YouTube commenters are the new Siskel & Ebert - Best Week Ever A Seinfeld reunion! But I'm more interested in seeing Jerry reunite with his ruffled shirt - ICYDK | |
| This Bitch Is For Real | Top |
| Captain Asshole reporting for duty! THIS BITCH! I swear, I can no longer say Posh Beckham doesn't do shit, because while I'm sleeping the drunk off, this ho is down in her fashion dungeon painstakingly trying to match her grays. If only bitch would put this much effort into eating! But seriously, this shit so hilarious that it's all kinds of right. I want to ride first-class on her plane to the land of ridiculous! How in Zack Mayo hell is Posh keeping a straight-face while wearing this fuckery? Please tell me that she changes into a Snuggie when she gets on the plane. | |
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