The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
- Clara Cannucciari Is February's Hot Slut Of The Month!
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 5th!
- The Powerful Saint Angie Needs A Double?
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| Ohhh, the weather outside is frightful, but this actress' fire is so delightful. Which fire? Why, the very private fire between her legs, of course! You would never guess by looking at her that, although the curtains are blonde, the rug is now fire engine red. And, no, we're not talking about our favorite Firecrotch here. This girl is definitely only into guys, and this was a private gift to her boyfriend, who is also in the entertainment biz. He is still grinning from ear to ear about it. ( Blind Gossip ) That Christmas song will never be the same again for me. But my guess is either Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz ? Which closeted jack-of-all-trades just became secretly engaged to her girlfriend? Word is, the two will wed soon in N.J. ( Gatecrasher ) Queen LaQueeeeeefah ?! This C list actress with a name that really stands out has generally made good movies. She gets many more offers than she actually accepts. She could easily be an upper B list actress if she wanted to but she enjoys her private life too much to change anything except for the perfect role. Our actress in fact, makes substantially more money as a result of her private life than she probably ever would amass as an actress despite the always rave reviews of her acting talent. She has been in this space before for her, how shall I say this, her willingness to provide an experience to certain other members of the film community. Now, she has added to her stable a woman who has been seen countless times over the past few weeks with this Academy Award nominated A list movie actor who must enjoy being treated like crap because that is exactly what this woman specializes in for her male clients. Of course our C list actress arranges the meetings and thus also gets a significant percentage of the fee. ( CDAN ) I have no clue. Some of the commenters on CDAN guessed Leelee Sobieski , because apparently she works as a dominatrix on the side. This I did not know. My A-list actor guess is either Mickey Rourke or Clive Owen ? This former boy bander has begging his former group to go out on tour again because he has no money. Some bad investments and spending a ridiculous amount on toys and gambling has left him with no money. He doesn't want to have to declare bankruptcy because then everyone will find out about who is biggest creditors are and they are not a good list. ( CDAN ) Deep down I wish it was someone from Rhythm Syndicate , but they never had any cash. So I'll guess anyone but Justin Timberdouche from 'N Sync ? | |
| Clara Cannucciari Is February's Hot Slut Of The Month! | Top |
| The reign of the memaw continues! Clara from Great Depression Cooking beat out that trick Helen Thomas and the US Window Factory Beauty for the title of Hot Slut of the Month ! Clara got 41% of the votes or some shit. I was thinking of Clara today as I ate my delicious lunch of a Cup-O-Noodle and a mayonnaise and cheese sandwich (don't hate). I dreamt of what Clara could make using those three things. She could probably transform that shit into a steak and lobster dinner. No joke. Anyway, thanks to all who voted! | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| The Parasite Hilton of toilets! It can swallow 18 big wieners in seconds. - Videogum Wherever Dustin Lance Black goes, his Oscar goes with him - Lainey Gossip Milla Jovovich is still taking it off - Egotastic! This vintage magazine cover of Justin Gaston is missing a pitcher of iced tea and a Dateline camera crew - Towleroad Elle MacPherson's jacket looks like a coyote got stuck in a disco ball and didn't live to tell the tale - Hollywood Tuna Where can I sign up for the anti-Miley club ? - Just Jared Salma Hayek kissing a big bag of money (that's what she thinks of to get through it) - Popsugar Gary Dourdan gets a lap dance in Italy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Teri Snatcher ? - Cityrag Stepford Katie needs to detox from the gallons of crazy Tommy feeds her hourly - Hollywood Rag | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 5th! | Top |
| VIA Break ( Thanks Rae ) | |
| The Powerful Saint Angie Needs A Double? | Top |
| Her double might be Tonya Harding . I'd have to see her bangs to know for sure. But why does Saint Angie need a double? The double is obviously not for the movie, because Angie can do it all. The double is probably used to keep the Brangaloonies off her ass. They put a halo on the double and sprinkle some holy water over her ass. The Brangaloonies are easy to fool. Saint Angie Jo is in DC filming that Salt movie with her double at Liev Schreiber. I hope we get an Eggs movie next year to complete the Scrambled Eggs trilogy along with Salt and Milk. The scene they shot involved Saint Angie running around all over the place. They got her to run so much, because the director would yell " There's an orphan over there! " and she would automatically bust her ass to where he pointed. Fooled! And while Jennifer Aniston pays ten trillion dollars to get her hair done, Angie just has to touch the top of her head while thinking of Tanya Roberts and it magically turns blonde. | |
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