The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- HoHan Might Be Getting Some Of This
- First Oprah, And Now Ty Ty!!
- It's A Stunt, So Says Hailey Glassman
| HoHan Might Be Getting Some Of This | Top |
| HoHan has finally stopped stalking SamRo's every move and is now focusing her time on a dick belonging to male model and former The City cast member Adam Senna. Gatecrasher says that things between them are " heating up. " Well, I'm pretty sure Adam's peen is heating up due to the warts HoHan's vagina gifted him with. Some source says that HoHan and Adam started bump and bumping on December 10th. Last week, HoHan brought Adam to Ali Lohan's Sweet 46 birthday party to meet White Oprah . Apparently, White Oprah really likes Adam and thinks he's good for her daughter. That's not saying much. White Oprah probably came to that conclusion after she asked Adam for a Xanax and he gave her two. If it were up to White Oprah, HoHan would marry a pharmacy kiosk. The source added, "Adam is a good guy, and Lindsay is definitely starting to turn to him when things get bad. " Yeah, I bet she's turning to him when things get bad. See my Xanax comment. Below is HoHan taking a break from taking a break by trying on the ugliest clothes NYC has to offer. | |
| First Oprah, And Now Ty Ty!! | Top |
| Hug your TV tightly and prepare to say goodbye to it, because how will it go on now that both Oprah and Ty Ty will not be around to grace its screen?! After 5 years, Tyra Banks announced that the talk show that brought us Tyra as a homeless person, Tyra as a fatty and Tyra as a Vaseline fetishist will go dark. Ty Ty says we'll have to find another fat ass to kiss, because her talk show will go away next year. QUICK! Somebody talk Joel McHale off that ledge. Ty Ty issued this statement to People : "T his will be the last season of The Tyra Show . I've been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years. My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are." Ty Ty plans to focus on producing movies that will bring " positive images of women to the big screen." First up will be, THE TYRA BANKS STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS. After that will be, THE OPRAH WINFREY STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS. And finally, THE JOEL MCHALE STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS. The truth is, this is a sad day. What other show will bring us important events like the first ever televised colonic? My bowels depended on Tyra. Well, at least we still have the human suppository known as Dr. Phil to help us get regular again. | |
| It's A Stunt, So Says Hailey Glassman | Top |
| Jon Grosselin's douche cave was ransacked on Saturday , and he believes that his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman had everything to do with it! The Ed Hardy Slasher left behind a note and signed it with Hailey Glassman's name. This is why I'm not sure if she had anything to do with it. Would that bitch be THAT stupid to sign the note with her own name? Okay, okay, I hear all of you screaming " YES " in my ear. Meth Brows would be that dumb, but I still think this was a stunt orchestrated by the douche master himself. And Meth Brows' lawyer agrees. Hailey's lawyer told Radar , "It appears to be a huge publicity stunt. The police investigation is still ongoing and we are sure the investigation will reveal that someone is trying to frame Hailey. There are no charges against Hailey. I don't think they are even considering her as a suspect in a crime. It appears that somebody, and I don't know who that might be, or what their motive might be, is framing her. The detectives are still working on it. " But Jon's lawyers seem to think that Hailey's meth face will soon be covered by a fat crotch belonging to her cell mate in prison. Jon's lawyer told Radar, " Hailey Glassman is going to jail. It's a simple as that. The building security tape will not lie and the evidence will speak for itself. " The evidence will speak for itself?! Who the hell does Jon's lawyer think he is? Wadsworth from Clue ? Personally, I think the only real suspect in this case goes by the name of Karma. And not Karma Chameleon, the drag queen from Orlando who tried to steal my fuck partner right in front of me. | |
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