The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Why Is Eminem Fighting It? | Top |
| This is the only reason why the gods allowed the MTV Movie Award s to exist! Because if it didn't, Bruno would have never fallen from the gay heaven and landed face first into Eminem's lap. This is what they call " love at first sight." Bruno and Eminem make 69ing look so beautiful and special. Yes, Eminem is trying to fight it, but you can feel the chemistry. It's dripping from Eminem's peen hole. He's saying no, but his whole body is saying YES! When Bruno's succulent nalgas and juicy berries were in his face, it took every bit of strength inside him to not lick up the sweet butt cream. Eminem knew that if he stayed longer he would propose marriage to Bruno's honey buns, so he busted out of there! As much as he wants to runs through the fields with Bruno's ass, he's just not ready for that commitment. It makes me sad when true love is not realized. And Bruno better get every award imaginable for this GRAND performance. That is the kind of shit I want to see! | |
| LEAVE SUSAN BOYLE ALOOOOONE!!!1!!!!!1!!! | Top |
| The other day I made a joke that Susan Boyle was the second coming of Brit Brit. ... Well, it might sort of be coming true, because the cat lady has cracked a bit. Daddy Spears , please get on the next Cheeto jet to London. The Sun is saying that shortly after Susan Boyle placed second on Britain's Got Talent , she kind of melted and had to be shuffled off to a private clinic so she can sleep the crazy away. Just keep the hair clippers away from her! Apparently, Susan wasn't in a good place before the finale. Crazy doctors were brought in to talk to her. It didn't help, because she burst into tears backstage right after her performance. Susan was reacting to the audience booing when judge Piers Morgan said she should win. After the show, Susan went back to her hotel room where sources say she was acting strange. So strange that the police and paramedics had to be called. A witness who saw the whole sad affair said, "When the paramedics and police arrived she agreed to go voluntarily. She didn't make a fuss. The paramedics calmly took her out through the main lobby and into the waiting ambulance. It was all done very calmly. They didn't want to stress or upset her. She didn't look well - she looked lost, not all there. " A rep for the show confirmed that Susan is in THE CLINIC (dun dun dun). They said she suffered from exhaustion and just needs a few days to rest....... in a padded room...... while wearing a straitjacket. Susan is too precious and fragile for this ugly cruel world. She should crawl into her bed, cuddle with her cat friend and then sing herself to sleep. When she's ready, the world will be here ready to embrace the rainbow that pours out of her mouth when she serenades us. And if she ever needs the number of a good " doctor " who can prescribe some good shit to help her deal with the fuckery, she knows where to find me. | |
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