The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Trekkie Bukkake | Top |
| Zachary Quinto stars in a mini-movie I like to call " Just A Regular Saturday Night For Tommy Girl." Although, if Tommy Girl had gallons of a white milky substance coming his way, he wouldn't be making constipated face like that. No, he'd be more like a dog to a water hose on a hot summer's day. Watch Spock get showered with milk in a video portrait by artist Tyler Shields . I don't know whether to change my chonies or eat a bowl of Cheerios. VIA OhLaLa ( Thanks Eric ) | |
| Spectacular Is Doing It For the Ladies | Top |
| Earlier this week, a sparkly lightning bolt hit the internet and I don't think it will ever be the same. Spectacular from Pretty Ricky popped out the baby oil, slathered himself down, slipped into a pair of sexy red panties from the Mervyn's close-out sale and gyrated like someone put a q-tip in his ass. The purpose: Spectacular had nothing else better to do so he challenged other R&B singers to a grind-off. After a bunch of commenters said he looked like one of the glittery gays of YouTube, Spectacular responded to MTV , " Everybody knows I'm not gay. Them little tight man drawers ... I bought 'em to show off my cuts in my stomach. I wanted to show off my body. The underwear was for the ladies ." What ladies is he speaking of? The only hos I know who would bust panty pudding over this video have grey hair, wear Geoffrey Beene shirts buttoned all the way, spend their free time "just strolling" around truck stop bathrooms, have no less than 6 webcams in their home and go by the name Bob . For the record, Bob has a penis and not a vagina. Spectacular should've just said, " I'm just here for comedy relief! " Speaking of RELIEF, feast your eyes on this hot churning tub of butter who responded to Spectacular's challenge. A couple of birthdays ago, I made a wish that before I die I'd like to receive a face dance from Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. This is the closest I will ever get to that wish coming true, so I thank Keith for this. Now make that butter, because the bread is dry! | |
| WE ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR!!!!!! | Top |
| I REPEAT: WE ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR! Why am I not outside exposing my nipples to the open air?! Because when Prince Hot Ginge speaks, I'm sure little flecks of his gorgeous saliva (it totally is) dance out of his mouth. That means there's a chance they can fly over to my side of the island and land upon my nipples. I can say that Prince Hot Ginge has licked my nips! Technically. That's going on my tombstone....and it's also getting branded into my chest. Today is the day my no-no has been waiting for . I'm not joking. I'd wake up and my farts would sing "19 more days. " Prince Hot Ginge has landed in Manhattan to propose a four-way marriage between himself, Rojo Caliente (no, they aren't the same person smart ass), Mah Boo Anderson Cooper and me!!!!!!! One can have wet dreams during the day, right? Actually, I've already been contacted by the British Secret Service, the FBI and PETHAG (People for Ethical Treatment of Hot Ass Ginges). They ordered me to stay at least 500-yards from Prince Hot Ginge or else. Don't worry, I've got something cooking. Where there's a ginge, there's a way! In the meantime, take a look at a few pictures of Prince Harry visiting ground zero this morning. It was his first official stop in NYC today. Prince Harry spoke for about 15-minutes to the families of four 9/11 victims and paid his respects before visiting a local firehouse. Tomorrow, Harry is expected to take part in a charity polo match on Governor's Island. If you happen to be there and notice a walking shrub, DON'T SAY A WORD. I will buy you a ginge-tini later. | |
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