Tuesday, May 12, 2009

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 12th! Top
Thanks Jess
 
Open Post: Hosted By Tyrone "Fierce" Jones Top
Out of all the glittery gays who have channeled Sasha Fierce on YouTube, this ho is my hands-down motherfucking favorite! This bitch right here is going for the GOLD. Watch him as he sweeps the floor with his chichis and picks up crumbs with his fupa. Hold on to your seat, because when he does the body roll, he will knock you right off! When this was being filmed, Solange could feel the rumbling down in her basement and knew greatness was at WORK. Butter it up and get it! VIA Crunk + Disorderly
 
FINALLY: Dolph Lundgren's Peen! Top
There's been a lot of tittay and pussay on this site lately, so now I finally, finally, FINALLY have some dick for you courtesy of Dolph Lundgren ! Don't act like you haven't been praying for this moment ever since laying eyes on his Swedish ass in the He-Man movie . Tabloid Prodigy got a pic of Dolph with his little Orko out on the Mexican Rivera. Obviously, his little peen friend wasn't ready for its close-up. It's shy! That being said, I'd still dip that shit in lingonberry jam and hit it. Enough of this teasing, the peen is after the jump. But let me warn you that you might get a craving for a mini-pig-in-a-blanket with extra cheese, so be aware of that. JUMP!!! read more
 
REJOICE! Boy George's Beautiful Brows Have Returned! Top
When Boy George strolled out of the butt sex factory that is prison yesterday, bitch didn't have any eyebrows!!!! I was mad at his ass, because you should never walk out the door without your eyebrows on. Well, you also shouldn't walk out with hair on your b-hole, but the eyebrow thing is more important! Boy could've made eyebrows happen by wiping another inmate's dirty sanchez above his eyes or something! Where there's a will, there's a way! Ask any cholita. Thankfully, the minute Boy got home he took a purple Sharpie to that shit. Excuse his beauty! Boy is now ready to take on the world again. Hopefully, that doesn't involve whoopin' hookahs.
 
HA! Of The Day Top
Drunk dialing: every bitch does it! We've all had too much of the sweet stuff which causes us to pick up the phone and moan to an ex about how they killed our dreams and stomped on our hearts. After they hang up on us, we call them back and beg for their forgiveness and cry about how we didn't mean all that. When they hang up on us a second time, we call again and tell them we hope their penis gets caught in the conveyor belt at the airport baggage claim. True story, I've used that line before during a drunk dialing session. Blame Jack Daniels. My point is, that we've all done that shit! Even Brad Pitt ! Now Magazine (via Showbiz Spy ) claims Brad has been booze calling Jennifer Aniston . Yes, go ahead and stick a label marked " LAUGHS " on this shit. One source (point your finger at Norman ) barked, " She was initially taken aback — especially as he sounded drunk and sorry for himself. He told her he misses her and that he's sorry for any hurt caused. Jen being Jen immediately told him she'd never held a grudge against him and would welcome them being friends again, so long as she doesn't have to be friends with Angelina. He agreed. Before the call, Brad hardly ever spoke to Jen and the relationship was strained. But this phone conversation broke the ice and opened the lines of communication once more. " There's only one way to check if this is true. Call Jennifer Aniston. If a slurry-voiced Brad Pitt is her voicemail message, hold song and ringtone, then you know this shit is fact. Because Jenny would never keep it to herself. And you know she calls herself, sticks her phone on her crotch area and lets Brad's drunk warble rock her world.
 

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