The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| No Woody For Nicky | Top |
| Nicole Kidman was all ready to try to move her face again for Woody Allen in his new movie, but that's not going to happen anymore. Nicky has suddenly quit that bitch. Nicky didn't give a reason and no replacement has been named yet. The movie which starts filming in London this summer stars Nicky's friend Naomi Watts, Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins, Freida Pinto and Josh Brolin . The other day, I smoked a bowl and was feeling kind of brave, so I decided to watch all 10 million hours of Australia . Hugh Jackman is hotter than a Mother's Circus Animal Cookie baking in the sun, but Nicole...... Nicole..... Her face. It was like watching a piece of wet chalk with a little hatlet on top. Maybe that's what Woody should do. Save himself some coin by casting another actress and just put a piece of chalk in Nicky's place. Source: Entertainment Weekly | |
| Open Post: Hosted by LIZA!!!!! | Top |
| No, this isn't Glamberace without his make-up on. It's LIZA , the original glittery unicorn! Liza is spreading her glamour all over Paris. I forgive her for that bag of dildos she's wearing, because she really outdid herself with those exquisite eyebrows. Eyebrows that would make any chola shank their Sharpie pen for not being able to duplicate that gorgeousness. | |
| Megan Fox Loves The F Word | Top |
| Megan Fox also loves to vomit out words during interviews. Megan is really starting to get to me. If she wasn't such a big slut who loves to roll around in the f word all day long, I would completely write her off. Seriously, read the latest eye-rolling quote from Megan: "It pisses me when people fucking complain that I'm too beautiful to get a part. That's bullshit. You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all." I also think her no-gag-reflex is another the reason why she works, because we know she's not getting cast in movies because of her acting skills. Megan is the only one who can make CGI robots look like they have the acting skills of Meryl Streep . Megan also brought out more of her favorite word when talking about why she tries to stay away from the Hollywood life: " Because if it was – if I wasn't making that decision I wouldn't, I would be fucking, not literally fucking away my career, but I'd be shitting away my career. " Um. Megan is pretty much shitting away her career by continuing to act in movies. Homegirl better keep that 'gina tight, because it's only a matter of time before she has to start selling that shit to the highest bidder to pay the rent! And Megan's rant had enough of the fuck word, but needed a little bit of the cunt word. Megan, work on that! VIA The Sun | |
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