The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Dear St. Angie, You Can Take Your Greasy Ass Home Now!
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 20th!
- Open Post: Hosted By Angelyne
| Dear St. Angie, You Can Take Your Greasy Ass Home Now! | Top |
| For the second straight year in a row , international supermodel Phoebe Price obliterated St. Angie Jo on the red carpet with her third-degree glamour! PP was the guest of honor (not really) and bright shining star at the premiere of Inglourious Basterds (or however the hell you misspell that shit) today. St. Angie Jo showed up with Brad , because she had to. If she didn't, the heavens would crash down on Earth, killing us all and Brangie wouldn't want that! Because who would pay attention to them if that happened? When St. Angie took one look at Chicken Cutlets' beauty, she would've packed up her condom dress, her toy lips and went the hell home to soak in the deep fryer some more, because she really isn't oily enough. And don't even say that's poultry lard on PP's face! She's not greasy. That's her natural glow! But seriously, I do like St. Angie's dress. Mostly because it's really fucking slutty. And it looks like extra long foreskin. | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| The homeless heroin addict who is always asking you for a cigarette outside of the liquor store or the kid from Third Rock From The Sun ? - Lainey Gossip I spy Hermione Granger's bra - Egotastic! Why won't Wonky stick her crotch in a roach motel already? Nobody wants to see peep at that mess! - Hollywood Tuna Does Chloe Sevigny ever put away her titties? - Towleroad I'd hit it , even if his jizz tastes like an ash tray - Popsugar More like FAILing (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Would it be considered " green " if we flush Cameron Diaz down the toilet? - Hollywood Rag This would be good: Miss California's mother is a dyke? - Just Jared Moose knuckle stampede - Cityrag | |
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| Open Post: Hosted By Angelyne | Top |
| It really doesn't get anymore glamorous than this. The Queen of Los Angeles, Angelyne , was spotted leaving a CVS drug store and getting into her pink corvette. Okay, it would've been more glamorous if she got into an '87 Ford Corcel and she was leaving a check cashing place, but this will do for now. Look at her. Isn't she so perfect! She's like the forever memaw of the rave world! Seriously, Angelyne should come complete with a purple panda Ecstasy pill and a glowstick show. If Rainbow Bright fell on hard times and grew up to be an old (yet elegant) street whore..... | |
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