The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Even Wolverine Picks Up Doggy Dookie
- This Is Some Baretta Shit
- The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills.....
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| Hugh Jackmeoff is an upstanding citizen of the world! While taking a walk with his grey beard of a wife and his children, Hugh bent over a (a position he is one with) to pick up a little butt nugget left by his heavenly puppy friend. It's nice to know that Hugh isn't above getting a little ass junk on his hands. If I had his fortune, I'd pay Kim Zolciak to do it, because you know that trick needs the extra kibble money for her wig. And could that puppy be anymore adorable? I just want to hug him into he explodes into a cloud of rainbow dust. Puppy is giving one of those " sorry, dude " faces, because he knows he's the reason why Hugh is getting his picture taken while picking up doody. | |
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| Mickey Rourke had lunch with Jason Statham in Los Angeles yesterday and when he got back to his car, a fluffy white bird with a heaving rack and " sex me " eyes was waiting for him in the backseat. Why am I not surprised that Mickey had a damn cockatoo chilling in his car, just waiting for him to get back so it could jump on his shoulder? The fuck?! I mean, wasn't that bird dropping wet poos all over the place in the car? And it kind of looks like the bird also went poo poo times on Mickey's luscious locks. But Mickey doesn't mind! He loves all animal friends! Mickey is truly a modern day Dr. Doolittle! | |
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| ICK. NAST. TMZ says that Bravo is currently casting pieces of trash for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . Seriously, if we wanted to watch a bunch of desperate old hags with Tupperware tittays we'd just watch an episode of Dr. 90210 . Or an episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County . I prayed to the reality gods (I really did) that the next version of Real Housewives would take place in Boca! Or El Paso! Or Dallas! Or Branson! Or Oakland! Or anywhere but Beverly Hills! Seriously, I don't understand why Bravo hasn't tapped into the glamorous trash in Texas? It's everywhere you look (that's a compliment) down there. In Texas, you can't walk five steps without tripping over a pristine flower covered in rhinestones and hairspray. Who cares about Beverly Hills! However.....if Bravo insists, I have a few casting suggestions. My Tivo will cut the fat and make room for this shit if the cast is: PHOEBE PRICE (international supermodel), SHAUNA SAND (lucite icon), ANGELYNE (ageless legend), QUEEN OF THE SCENE (beautiful crimefighter) and Norwood Young (glamorous unicorn). | |
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