The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Kevin Bacon Frowns Upon This |
| When purdy purdy Zac Efron decided he wasn't going to flutter and flounce in the musical remake of Footloose , Chace Crawford's precious name came up. Well, now it's been confirmed. The Hollywood Reporter says it's all official and Chace will fly around like a fragile butterfly in Footloose which doesn't start filming until March 2010. Gross. I have nothing against Chace. I mean, I'm sure that when he scoots his ass against the tile floor, he leaves a trail of glitter jelly, but he is not the one! I'd much rather see him in a porn version called Fistloose . But in Chace's defense, there's only one bitch who can play Ren McCormack and that's Kevin Bacon ! Why couldn't Paramount throw him a bone in the form of a check. Kevin needs one! Remember a few months ago when he was begging for a job. This is the job! Kevin can still squeeze into his old dad jeans and leap better than whores half of his age. JAZZ HANDS: Kevin Bacon will always do them right! |
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