Wednesday, May 27, 2009

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Afternoon Crumbs Top
The awesome Drew Barrymore continues to fight the fight for gays everywhere while looking like an all grown-up Rainbow Brite - Popsugar WTF Couple of the Day: Eliza Dushku & Vanessa Williams' ex - Just Jared Butterpizzaface - Egotastic! In possibly related news, Bridget Moynahan was seen buying out a pet store's entire supply of rodents - Hollywood Rag ScarJo or Megan Joy Corkey with a sore throat? - Lainey Gossip How does Megan Fox not melt plastic when she touches it? Read that in a cunty sarcastic voice (i.e. mine) - Hollywood Tuna Glamberace acknowledges the great big pink elephant in the room - Towleroad Tomi Rae Hynie finally got her money - NME Brit Brit's new fragrance. Unfortunately, it's not Eau de Frapp - Logo This is you 4 nights out of the week - Cityrag A bunch of people you do not want to see half-nekkid (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
 
The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 27th Top
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Open Post: Hosted By Workout Dog Top
Watch this dog do more exercise in 30 seconds than I have done all year. Seriously, if I did that many squats I'd black out and wake up minutes later with defibrillator peddles on my chest. VIA Buzzfeed
 
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Get on the phone to AT&T n ow and screeeeech at them for being *glitter* H8RS. Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon. Seriously, AT&T has probably been flooded with calls from vicious Glamberts ever since The New York Times published their Idol conspiracy theory article last night. The Times says that AT&T dropped by several viewing parties thrown by Kris Allen fans in Arkansas to teach them how to send "power texts. " Power texting allows you to send 10 or more texts at once just by pressing one button. AT&T, who is the only carrier you can use to send votes by text, also gave Kris Allen fans phones to use. The company confirms that they did have reps at two parties after the final performance episode last week. They said: "In Arkansas, we were invited to attend the local watch parties organized by the community. A few local employees brought a small number of demo phones with them and provided texting tutorials to those who were interested." So why would AT&T and Idol do this? Well, some say because they didn't want a sparkly precious unicorn prince to win (translation: not the gay). You know, Glamberace didn't need the shiny crown anyway. He will be have an illustrious career screeching rock versions of show tunes in Las Vegas. And Kris will become the most requested coffee shop chanteuse of all-time. They will both be fine.
 

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