Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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Afternoon Crumbs Top
Panty creamer of the day: Jason Stackhouse from True Blood - Towleroad Topless merbeast - Hollywood Tuna HER AGAIN: Megan Fox says she's bisexual - Egotastic! Purdy Zac Efron is big in Japan - Popsugar Snoop Dogg is the kind of friend every stoner needs - Hollywood Rag Manhole blows ( Tommy Girl not involved) - Cityrag Dear Vanessa Hudgens , we've already seen it - Popoholic A crazed cockatoo (more like cacatoo) and her grey fox stroll through the airport - Just Jared Jennifer Aniston has been replaced AGAIN - Lainey Gossip Eminem went pee pee on MiMi (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
 
The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 13th! Top
I don't know if elephant fornication is NSFW, but the full monty is after the jump just in case. JUMP!!!! read more
 
The Most Beatiful Picture I've Ever Seen (This Hour) Top
SANTO DIOS! My soul spit up rainbows when my eyes came upon this precious picture of Kim Zolciak and a top-shelf glittery beauty who put the AY! in gay. This picture must be God's screensaver, because it's that special! I mean, his glambrows and her beastly wig really do belong together. You can tell Kim is even feeling the heat radiating off of that exquisite creature. She's giving a look like her ass is about to fall off her body! Miss Girl with the brows has that effect. I'm going to swooooon for days. In all seriousness, Kim's wig is looking a little bit less barkalicious. She must have given it some kibble and love, because it's looking healthier. Kim and this creature of my dreams came together last night at the runway show for ShebySheree (pronounced HEbyHEREE, because the S is silent). Yes, Sheree from The Real Housewives of Atlanta finally pulled together enough discarded napkins, discount jeans from the swap meet and pubic hair for a runway show for her clothing line. You can find HebyHeree in a discount bin at Ross Dress for Less near you! Here's more pictures from last night including the night's guest of honor as Cinderfella in her coach. Thankfully, Dwight and the new rhinestone of my life didn't get a picture together. That shit would have made my nipples get up and go! Also, visit Talking with Tami for a million more pictures.
 
Chicken Cutlet's Arch Rival Rescues Katharine McPhee! Top
Remember a while ago when international supermodel and fashion icon Phoebe Price had it out with that chicken cutlet hater on the streets of Beverly Hills? PP threatened to shoot that ho if she came near her again! Well, the paps call the bitch the " Queen of the Scene ," because she's known for acting the fool on the streets. Bitch might be homeless, but PP claims she's got money pouring out of her ass, because she has the same sunglasses as her. HA. Yesterday, the Queen of the Scene was back at it! But this time she was there to save the day instead of beating down a cutlet. For some reason, the pappies surrounded American Idol loser Katharine McPhee and that crazy bitch swooped in to save her like a cracked out, busted down superhero. She needs to be wearing a bed sheet as a cape! The Queen of the Scene is like the Shadow Hare of Los Angeles. Supercrackie!
 

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