The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Mike Tyson's Daughter Has Passed Away | Top |
| This isn't the news any of us wanted to hear... Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter Exodus died today in Phoenix. Exodus was rushed to the hospital yesterday morning after she was found with a cord from a treadmill wrapped around her neck. Exodus, who had been on life support, was pronounced dead at at 11:45 this morning. The Phoenix Police Department issued this statement to TMZ : " I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 AM today at the hospital. Our sympathies go out to the family ." The police believe the incident was accidental. Mike, who had rushed from Las Vegas to be with his daughter, released his own statement before Exodus passed away: " The Tyson family would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt thanks for all your prayers and support, and we ask that we be allowed our privacy at this difficult time ." This is just so shockingly tragic that there's really not much to say. May Exodus rest in peace.... | |
| Adriana Lima Is Knocked Up | Top |
| World famous panty model Adriana Lima and her basketball-playing husband Marko Jaric are expecting their first baby friend together . Adriana, who once claimed she was saving her vagina for marriage, is due this winter. Adriana and Marko were married on Valentine's Day of this year in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. A rep for the two issued the same generic statement that's used for every celebrity pregnancy: " Adriana and Marko are overjoyed that they are expecting their first child together and are excited to share the happy news and start their family together. " Okay, maybe it wasn't that generic. I mean, they didn't they say they were over the " you know what. " The rep must have tweaked it a little bit. It gets an A+++ from me for that reason alone. I know Adriana Lima is a supermodel who gets paid millions because she's beautiful, but I hope the baby looks nothing like her! I hope baby looks EXACTLY like Marko. Well, in the eyes anyway. Seriously, if baby gets its father's eyes, it will look exactly like a real-life Milhouse Van Houten ! Adorable! | |
| An Act Of Indecency | Top |
| A hurricane of fugness attacked Palm Springs this weekend when Tori Spelling decided to venture out in public in a bikini. Ring the fuck alarm! Seriously, does Tori hate humanity that much?! Okay, okay, I'll try and be nice for once in my life. Tori does have a face that only an entomologist could love. And titty balls that only a shot putter would touch. See, I can be nice sometimes! In related news, thousands of eyeballs were seen hitchhiking along Highway 111. If you really love feeling dry heavey, take a look at more pictures of Tori. And one of these pictures is not of Tori, her baby or her creepy husband. You are a genius with laser-sharp eyesight if you can correctly guess which one. | |
CREATE MORE ALERTS:
Auctions - Find out when new auctions are posted
Horoscopes - Receive your daily horoscope
Music - Get the newest Album Releases, Playlists and more
News - Only the news you want, delivered!
Stocks - Stay connected to the market with price quotes and more
Weather - Get today's weather conditions
| You received this email because you subscribed to Yahoo! Alerts. Use this link to unsubscribe from this alert. To change your communications preferences for other Yahoo! business lines, please visit your Marketing Preferences. To learn more about Yahoo!'s use of personal information, including the use of web beacons in HTML-based email, please read our Privacy Policy. Yahoo! is located at 701 First Avenue, Sunnyvale, CA 94089. |
No comments:
Post a Comment