Monday, May 18, 2009

Y! Alert: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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Afternoon Crumbs Top
Tara Reid's tummy doesn't look like one of Freddy Krueger's bloated ass cheeks as much anymore, right? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Brit Brit needs a Cheeto facial and a soothing cup of possum feet tea - Popsugar Mischa Barton's bare breasties don't even make it to DVD - Egotastic! And today's rumor as to why Jacko's skin is quitting his ass - Hollywood Rag Little Parker O'Donnell is all grown up - Just Jared Anoop and Megan from American Idol making sweet love over breadsticks at Oliver Garden?! - Towleroad This is why BABIES!!! are not for me - Urlesque Brooke Hogan takes her serious tuck game to McDonald's after a workout - Hollywood Tuna Tennis ass - Cityrag Russell Brand needs a new t-shirt - Lainey Gossip
 
The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 18th! Top
Thanks Rick
 
Open Post: Hosted By Brenda Dickson Top
WELL, HELLO! Welcome to this open post . As you can see, the most glamorous hostess on the internet is here for you. Seriously, Brenda Dickson just makes you want to put on a gold lamé gown and go grocery shopping for rutabagas. This is the way we're all supposed to look! From her mauve glam-brows to her Chinese Laundry pumps...this is true sophistication. Do you think Brenda might be related to international supermodel Phoebe Price , because they both could pose the fuck out of a Barbizon fashion show.
 
The Passion Of The Fetus Top
Brace yourselves! The rumor that Mel Gibson knocked up his OctoCrazy look-a-like whore might be true! Earlier this month , The National Enquirer said that Mel told his estranged wife and his sons that his paid pussy, Oksana Grigorieva , is pregnant! TMZ is now co-signing that claim and said OctoSana is in her second trimester. Wouldn't that be hot if she gave birth to a little Jewish man? Then Mel Gibson would explode into a cloud of dust and we'd be rid of his lunatic ass forever. Seriously, this is not good news for humanity. I need a holy water-tini followed by a few snorts of crushed down communion wafers. However, I will raise a glass to OctoSana, because that shameless bitch is making that cash! SANTO DIOS!!!!
 

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