The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| Little man , BIG wall - Lainey Gossip Miranda Kerr and her prettier boyfriend Orlando Bloom are sunning their asses in France - Egotastic! Russian male gymnast in a two-piece - Hollywood Tuna This coming from a man who has Kate Jackson's hair circa 1976 - Towleroad Oh fuck, she didn't! Drew Barrymore is bringing back the checkered jeans! - Just Jared Butterfly nipples (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather WHORE PIT VIPER - Cityrag George Clooney's got his blouse off in Cabo - Popsugar Alec Baldwin banned from the Philippines for being an undesirable alien . Isn't that Filipino for " Tommy Girl "? - Hollywood Rag | |
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| Mary Kay Letourneau is the crazy-faced former teacher who was convicted of raping her 13-year-old student over 10 years ago. Mary Kay went to prison for 7 years, got out and married Vili Fualaau (" the student "). Mary Kay and Vili have two kids together. I know you've been feverishly wondering what these two have been up to lately. Well, they are now hosting parties in Seattle! And not just any party, but a " Hot For Teacher " party. Chris Hansen , please pour this party a glass of lemonade and tell it to have a seat. This Saturday will be the third time Fuel in Seattle hosts the party. Vili plays DJ for the night while Mary Kay goes around signing autographs. The owner thinks it's just the cleverest thing he's ever farted out. The owner told KOMO TV , "It was sort of a joke but sort of real, and it was just something that we thought was a good name for it, and of course we got Mary's permission to do it. She's really trying to kick-start his career. She meets people, she greets people, she dances to music, she hosts the party. And she's an absolute sweetheart. And everyone who meets her realizes that and is kind of flabbergasted by how nice she is. " That's probably because the bitch drops GHB in your milk, rubs your back and tells you what a big strong little man you are. Of course, everyone's going to like her if she does that! That creepy bitch has permanent child-touching eyes, so there's no way I'd want to be around her while I'm trying to get my drunk on! Nothing kills a party faster than a convicted child molester. In other news, Fuel will also be hosting NAMBLA's annual meet and greet next month. | |
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