The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Mother Of The Century | Top |
| Candy and Tori Spelling pretty much pull out their pubic hairs whenever they think of each other. That's no secret. But Candy has upped her cunt game by blaming Tori for Aaron Spelling's death. While whoring out her book on 94.7 WMAS-FM in Massachusetts today, Candy oinked, " My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. And it was sad, that's what killed my husband, actually. He just didn't want to live after that. He had just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn't do anything for her ." Aaron died in 2006 at the age 83. Yeah, the fact that he was older than oatmeal had nothing to do with his death. Tori's absence obviously did him in. After saying all that, Porky Pig's long-lost twin sister still doesn't understand why her daughter uses her picture as a dart board. Candy said, " I've always been trying to work on the relationship. I don't know what the anger is. " Methinks Candy needs to pay a little visit to her surgeon so that he can loosen her face a bitch (typo and it stays) and let it breathe. The tightness is effing with the part of her brain that controls common sense. VIA E! Online | |
| Eric, How Could You?!!!!!!! | Top |
| Alexander Skarsgård , Eric the viking vampire from True Blood and regular co-star of my dirty wet dreams, had to lick on Lady CaCa in her new video for " Paparazzi ." Alexander has to make out with her mouth and everything! Think of all the baby wipes he had to eat just to get the taste out of his precious mouth. Please tell me he did this for a check. Although, maybe he did it just so he could toss her ass off a hill (my favorite part)? If that's the case, my no-no still sings for him. You know who else is in this never-ending " Girl, U So Artsy " shit? Those Swedish triplets Daisy de la Whora rejected on Daisy of Love ! Lady CaCa needs to start doing background checks on tricks, because nobody should be put their tongue on Daisy's leftovers. Not even Lady CaCa. Click here if you can't see the video above | |
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