The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 29th!
- 19 Years For Phil Spector
- WE ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR!!!!!!
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| BREAKING NEWS: Kristen Stewart actually moves her face in the preview for the New Moon trailer. Yes, a preview of a trailer.... - ET Just when you're starting to think that there's no way Jessica Simpson could get any dumber - Hollywood Tuna Captian Kirk's mommy is sexing it up in a two-piece - Egotastic! This is so classy that it makes you want to drink tea with your pinky out (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather One of KFed's rogue sperm fishes spotted in New Zealand - Towleroad No giant chin baby for Gis Budchen and Tom Brady - Popsugar JLo and one of her twins..... - Just Jared A headline that will make you involuntarily celibate - Hollywood Rag Rachel Weisz has been nekkid in a lot of movies - Cityrag Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner are no longer. Don't worry if these names mean nothing to you, it's just because you are OLD - Lainey Gossip Did Haylie Duff have plastic surgery is like asking the question, " Did Tommy Girl clean his face with jizz this morning? " - I'm Not Obsessed Glamberace to recreate Gayken's " NO SHIT" People cover on Rolling Stone magazine - Socialite Life This it not my idea of some hot ginge action - Holy Moly! Megan Fox thinks Wonder Woman is lame. Wonder Woman could not be reached for a response, because she was too busy not giving a fuck - Popoholic A mannequin graces the cover of Harper's Bazaar Japan - ICYDK As long as Mel Gibson is coherent enough to sign the checks , OctoSana is happy - Celebitchy | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 29th! | Top |
| (Note: no dudes or campfires were harmed in the making of this photo) Thanks Veronica | |
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| A judge has sentenced Phil Spector to 19 years in the chokey for the murder of Lana Clarkson in 2003. Last month, 69-year-old Phil was convicted of second-degree murder. Ole' Phil was looking at 15 years to life, so a judge was kind of nice to him. Although, it's pretty much a life sentence for him. The judge should have really give him another 19 years for violating our eyes. And another 19 years on top of that for torturing his hair. VIA E! Online | |
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| I REPEAT: WE ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR! Why am I not outside exposing my nipples to the open air?! Because when Prince Hot Ginge speaks, I'm sure little flecks of his gorgeous saliva (it totally is) dance out of his mouth. That means there's a chance they can fly over to my side of the island and land upon my nipples. I can say that Prince Hot Ginge has licked my nips! Technically. That's going on my tombstone....and it's also getting branded into my chest. Today is the day my no-no has been waiting for . I'm not joking. I'd wake up and my farts would sing "19 more days. " Prince Hot Ginge has landed in Manhattan to propose a four-way marriage between himself, Rojo Caliente (no, they aren't the same person smart ass), Mah Boo Anderson Cooper and me!!!!!!! One can have wet dreams during the day, right? Actually, I've already been contacted by the British Secret Service, the FBI and PETOHAG (People for Ethical Treatment of Hot Ass Ginges). They ordered me to stay at least 500-yards from Prince Hot Ginge or else. Don't worry, I've got something cooking. Where there's a ginge, there's a way! In the meantime, take a look at a few pictures of Prince Harry visiting ground zero this morning. It was his first official stop in NYC today. Prince Harry spoke for about 15-minutes to the families of four 9/11 victims and paid his respects before visiting a local firehouse. Tomorrow, Harry is expected to take part in a charity polo match on Governor's Island. If you happen to be there and notice a walking shrub, DON'T SAY A WORD. I will buy you a ginge-tini later. | |
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