The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Weekend Open Post: Hosted By Vintage Tommy Girl | Top |
| Tom Cruise speaking about Study Technology Gawker found this old video of a Cojo -haired Mr. Tommy Girl dropping Hubbard-isms while speaking about some shit called "study technology" at a Scientology event. I don't speak fluent E.T., so I kind of had no idea what the hell he was blabbing about. He says something about through his sheer determinism he learned he was falsely diagnosed with Dyslexia . Or something. I don't know. I'm not a doctor, but I can officially diagnose him with a disorder known as CrazyAsAMotherfucker-itis. And you know that while he was talking the only thing on his mind was sweaty peen. That's it. Just sweaty peen. P.S. - If you shut your eyes, it kind of sounds like an extended ITT-Tech commercial. | |
| Wino Got Booed! | Top |
| The Crackie of the Caribbean's triumphant return to the stage ended last night in a storm of booooooos and hisssssses! Amy Wino's whores blamed it on the rain (that was fallin' fallin'), but the audience blamed it on her janky ass performance. At last night's St. Lucia Jazz Festival , Wino fucked up the words to her own diddies, stumbled around, did a bunch of drunk ho stuff and that wasn't what the audience signed up for. They awarded her fuckery by jeering her ass. Wino fought back by giving them a couple of "fuck yous" before she lurched back to her crack nest. Wino's whores didn't acknowledge the boos in this statement they gave to the Daily Mail : " Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St Lucia Jazz Festival last night. Amy and the band tried to soldier on but the set had to be cut short. Amy is very disappointed as St Lucia has been wonderful to her and its people have welcomed her with open arms, but circumstances beyond anyone's control meant that this special show did not go as planned." I'm a little disappointed in Wino too. Only because all she gave the audience was a weak ass "fuck you. " Maybe Wino isn't ready for this shit yet, because the old ho would've hiked up her dress, straightened her crack hive, jumped into the audience and handled those haters. Bitch would've shanked, bit, stabbed, ate, punched, kicked, sliced, diced and decapitated any ho that got in her way. It would've been a massacre ! That is the kind of entertainment we've come to expect from this crackie! | |
| Chicken Fried Steaks! | Top |
| Who ordered two chicken fried steaks with a side of cutlets and giblets? If you want some gravy, just ask and Phoebe Price will squeeeeze. It looks like Chicken Cutlets has almost recovered from her horrifying accident that happened over a week ago . You can't keep a good chickenhead down for too long! Yes, one of her wings is in a brace, but that didn't keep PP from bringing her pose game to the streets of Los Angeles yesterday. Oh, how they have been lonely without her. And does anyone think her pooch Henry has a guilty "Ahs Fixed Dah Brakes" look on his face? | |
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