The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Lisa Rinna On Why She Has Hemorrhoid Lips
- Elegantly Demure......
- Hot Slut Of The Week: Masanobu Sato
| Lisa Rinna On Why She Has Hemorrhoid Lips | Top |
| Lisa Rinna says she has never talked about why her lips look like a dog's caca-filled anal glands that's about to pop. On Today wit h Kathie Lee and Hoda this morning, Lisa said that after watching Barbara Hershey in Beaches 23 years ago, she was inspired to get fake titty jelly injected into her lip. And the rest is roid history.... Lisa said, " This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips. I had silicone put in my top lip not the bottom lip. I was gullible enough to go and do it." Once the silicone hardened, Lisa said she got cortisone injections. Lisa said she has no regrets, because her lips " made me who I am. " That's true. They make her look like the big asshole she is, so that's kind of beautifully poignant. And you know this ho is sticking a needle filled with veggie oil into her lips on the daily. I'm waiting for the day they finally combust and her mouth will look like an open-faced Philly cheesesteak. And not the delicious-looking kind either. VIA People | |
| Elegantly Demure...... | Top |
| It's okay if you suddenly have the urge to make love to bowl of egg drop soup. Don't fight it, go with it! International supermodel and Cannes' sweetheart, Phoebe Price , made mortals collapse when she hit the red carpet with her chicken dumpling peeping out. Seriously, every bitch on the carpet hiked up their dresses and took the bus home! They knew they could never make loins burst the way Chicken Cutlets can. A bird even accidentally crashed into her head, because it was so transfixed with her graceful glamour. It's game over when the freckled goddess arrives. Admit it, you are totally busting Cream O' Chicken soup over this. | |
| Hot Slut Of The Week: Masanobu Sato | Top |
| Birthday : ? Age : ? Birth Name : Masanobu Sato Original Date of HS of the Day : May 16, 2009 Claim to Fame : Masanobu is the biggest jerk-off the world has ever seen and he'll take that as a compliment. At this year's Masturbate-A-Thon in San Francisco, Masanobu beat (punned on purpose) his old record and jacked it for 9 hours and 58 minutes. Masanobu owes all his success to the Tenga which is like a rubber pussy egg. Where is he now ? Masanobu says he's going to pass on competing in the world jack-off contest in Copenhagen, because his peen is about to file a restraining order against him. But he hopes that one day he can choke the skin noodle for at least 10 hours. Oh, lord. Put an IV in his dick! Why is he HS of the Week ? Because Masanobu has turned masturbation into a serious business. Masanobu is just another example as to why Japan is like the greatest country EVER! And ( NSFW ) click here to see a picture of Masanobu chillin' out with another dude while they both have tennis ball tubes over their wangs. | |
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