The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Natural Beauty | Top |
| When I first saw this picture of Lesley Vogel , Hayden Panatroll's mama je'e, over at TMZ , my palms got sweaty, my throat closed up and my asshole started to twitch a bit. The latter occurred, because Lesley's nose is so erect. You just want to put a Trojan on it and hop on it. Homegirl has a hung nose! And those luscious lips! If Mickey Rourke and Lisa Rinna's collagen needles had a dream baby..... That being said, Lesley is still more glamorous and gorgeous than her daughter. I speak the truth. Here is the Vaseline-covered beauty at the opening of The Painted Nail in L.A. last night. | |
| Gis Might Be Knocked Up | Top |
| Radar is saying that Gis Bundchen and Tom Brady made a baby friend of their very own. Friends are blabbing that after being married for xx months (I'm too lazy to check the exact number and you don't care anyway), Gis and Tom are expecting their first baby together. Gis is totally going to give birth to a hairy giant chin. The second coming of Tater Head ! Tom already has a baby with Bridget Moynahan . The same baby that Gis says she considers as her own. Cue Bridget screaming, " Filly bitch finally has her own baby to play with! " | |
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