Friday, May 8, 2009

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Alien Princess RiRi Is Totally Nekkid! Top
RiRi will not be outdone by that low-budget trick Cassie ! It was " Cassie's got her tittays out " week, but now it's " RiRi's got her alien balls out " week. ( NSFW ) Get this shit before RiRi's alien slaves take it down!
 
Paula Abdul Is Lip-Synching That Same Old Song Again Top
First of all, that is Paula Abdul with her mother. Her mother is absolutely stunningly gorgeous, right? The Grey Gardens teefs, the eyebrows that are reaching for Jesus and the face that only Dixie Carter's plastic surgeon could love...... Totally beautiful! I see where Paula gets her crazy. Speaking of... A few days ago, an interview Paula gave to Ladies Home Journal started making the rounds , because she told them that she was addicted to painkillers for a few years and even had to go into rehab for it. They quoted Paula and now she's saying they made everything up! Paula issued this statement to E! : "I want to make it perfectly clear to everyone that I have never been addicted to or abused drugs in my life. I have never been drunk. I have never entered a rehab or detox treatment center. I spent time hiking, bicycling, doing yoga and enjoying the spa. As anyone who has visited the La Costa Resort knows, it is a luxury hotel , not a rehab facility." She was soaring through a cloud of Vicodin dust during that interview. That's why she doesn't remember. Paula also needs to quit that " I've never been drunk" noise. Why is it so awful being called a pill-popping drunk?! Some of the history's greatest people were junkies who were a slave to the bottle. Paula shouldn't be ashamed. She should just pop a doll and let them embrace her. Because if she hasn't been drunk or addicted to the good shit, then she's basically saying that she's 100% naturally IN-FUCKING-SANE. Oh, wait. Maybe she is telling the truth after all. Carry on! Image: Wireimage
 
Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess Top
This is one of the more bizarre things I have ever heard. This male reality star is on an A list reality show. A recurring reality show with the same cast, not some random dude on Survivor. Anyway, this star carries a bag with him wherever he goes. That is not unusual. What is unusual is that he always keeps $50,000 in the bag with him at all times. Never more and never less. He doesn't keep it a big secret. He just always says it is if he ever needs to get away quickly he has the means. The question is why would he need to get away quickly. People have asked him. He always says, "you never know." What the hell does that mean? ( CDAN ) Kim Zolciak's battered wig? That's why bitch is always broke, because her wig is taking all her cash. My other guesses are Spencer from The Hills or Slade Slimey from The Really Plastic Housewives from Orange County , but do either of them have that kind of coin laying around? Which Network TV Reality Star told our source that he is considering 'coming out' in order to boost his image and score some pricey interviews? If you've guessed that he isn't gay, you'd be right. He thinks at the very least being bisexual would cause a stir. He also told this source that his agent wasn't comfortable with the idea and the star is thinking about going against the agent's advice and possibly getting a new agent. ( And if the Agent to this star is reading this, they needn't worry. We think it was all talk, and you've done great things for his career .) Watch for speculation about his sexuality in the future. It will happen, but it will be manufactured. Not Gordon Ramsey. ( BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip ) Simon Cowell doesn't need the money. Gaycrest is too obvi. I'll guess Ty Pennington or Jeff Probst ? It keeps rearing (or rear-ending) its head every so often, but the rumors about this HUGE movie star just won't go away. Previously partial to a blond male model from Croatia, his new plaything is a very hot, black car mechanic. ( Holy Moly via Blindsmack ) Tommy Cruise is a no-thought answer, so I'll guess Vin Vin Vin Dieeeesel ?
 

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