Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Y! Alert: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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Debbie Gibson AND Lorenzo Lamas In A Movie Together? HEAVEN! Top
Debbie Gibson finally found the crown jewel in her illustrious career! Debbie is the star of the direct-to-DVD masterpiece Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus ! This cinematic wonder is brought to you by the director of The Mary Kay Letourneau Story , Wild Things 2 and La Cucaracha , so you know it's in fine hands. AND Lorenzo " I've Licked Shauna Sand's Elegant Lucite Pearl" Lamas is also in it! Slap your taint, because this isn't a dream. It's real life! And you know the shark has this. I mean, he eats the Golden Gate bridge and shit. I already can't wait for the sequel: Mega Shark vs. Vadge's Roidy-Cooze. VIA SAYOR
 
KFed Is Hongray For More Money Top
When Oprah offered a free grilled chicken lunch for one day only, the site went down in a quick minute. All signs point to KFed , because he was probably refreshing and printing like crazy! Homeboy needs to get as much free chicken as he can since he's basically running out of cash. How does Brit Brit expect a stoner like KFed to get in his 50,000 calories a day on only $40k a month?! Triflin'! A source tells the National Enquirer (via MSNBC ) that KFed gets $40k a month including $20k for the Cheetolings, but it's still not enough for him. KFed is pouring BBQ sauce over that money and devouring it up! Both figuratively and literally! The source went on to say, "Kevin has blown through millions of dollars. When he and Britney divorced, Kevin continued the superstar lifestyle, and he spends all the money that he gets. Kevin can't afford the rent, his help, the food and the booze it takes to keep up his home. " Daddy Spears better open up Brit's wallet and pay up, because when KFed gets the hongaries in a serious way, there's no telling what he's going to do! One of the Cheetolings could accidentally spill hot sauce on his shirt and GULP. Gone within seconds. Here's KFed and his piece terrorizing the streets of Vancouver yesterday. "I want mo monies and pie!"
 

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