The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| What superstar has a seriously annoying girlfriend? She bugs her dude with constant diva-like demands ... even during his golf games! ( Gatecrasher ) This might be too too too obvious, but I'll go with Justin Timberdouche and She-Hulk Biel ? Which famous TV (and film) personality once try to off herself? We've heard tales before of her abusive past, and the odds she had to overcome to become a success. What has never been publicly revealed was a failed action she once took at the depths of her despair. Ever the consummate planner, she even wrote out instructions as to the exact floral arrangements she wanted at her memorial. ( Blind Gossip ) Oh, lord. If I type her name, will I be struck down? Op...No, I felt a little ting. Not going to do it. Which celebrity couple is nicknamed "Bye-bi STI" for their habit of picking up men or women for threesomes… and leaving them with sexually transmitted infections? ( 3am Girls ) Sting and Trudie ? You know how those kinky tantric bitches do it. This up an coming B- list television actor is on a very hit ensemble show. He hasn't really done much except for the show, but because of his high name recognition and the show's popularity I am giving him a B-. Anyway, he and this teenager starting dating and it was fairly public until he started dating his C+ co-star. She is C because her name recognition isn't as big. Anyway, our actor has continued to date the teenager and his co-star as well as others. When our actor was out of the country doing press, his co-star found out about the teenager and has vowed revenge. As an added twist, the teenager has been our actor's drug purchaser so that he is never caught actually buying his nose candy. ( CDAN ) Chuck Bass (who ironically has the face of a catfish) and that Vanessa broad from Gossip Girl ? | |
| Who Is April's Hot Slut Of The Month? | Top |
| Please a take moments from giving your liver a pep-talk before tonight's tequila-filled debauchery, to vote for April's Hot Slut of the Month . April was chock full of piping hot sluts, so I have 5 for you to choose from. Your choices are: Abel Xavier - SpongeBob's long-lost sexier half-brother. And he's a footballer too. Scotland's #1 Male Barbie - No description necessary. Period. Susan Boyle - The most famous crazy cat lady (next to Aniston) on the planet. Freda Payne - A beautiful disaster with a voice like a drunk lounge singer. Jesse James - The star of both my nightmares and my wet dreams. Voting is in the sidebar to the right and the winning slut will be named Thursday. Vote with your LIFE. | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Somewhere there's a horse with a cold asshole cursing Eva Longwhoria's name - Just Jared Don't we look like the HAPPIEST family ever? ( Note: that isn't me in blue, but I will be Photoshopping my head over his and sending it out as my Christmas card ) - TMZ Valley of the DON'T: The Anne Hathaway Edition - Lainey Gossip Are Blake's livelies made of plastic? - Egotastic! Jessica Biel looks like a bio-female for once and Justin Timberlake looks like a bag of wet dildos, as usual - Hollywood Tuna Mischa Barton doesn't look a day over haggard (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Glamberace w ill be the first friend of Dorothy you to win Idol - Towleroad Heidi Klum is hiding a baby underneath all that taffeta and shit - Popsugar Beer can art - Cityrag Peter Andre: " I'm aiming to plant my seed every night." And there goes my Theraflu lunch... - Holy Moly! Surprisingly enough, Posh Beckham did not have the most " You So Edgy" dress on last night - Hollywood Rag | |
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