The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- What A Beautiful Publicity Stunt....I Mean...Family
- Open Post: Hosted By A Juggalette Mosh Pit
- Michael Lohan: Bagina Basher
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| Here' s Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Dicksick with their 20-second-old baby Mason Dash on the cover of Life & Style this week. Doesn't Kourtney just look so happy? She has that sparkle in her eyes all new mothers get when posing on the cover of a tabloid with their newborn baby. Actually, that sparkle might be from the dollar signs that popped up in her eyes after noticing the check from Life & Style o n the table in front of her. And Scott still looks like he'd shove a block of cheese up your snatch and release the rats. Poor Mason. Somebody should whisper in his hear to not open up his eyes until he's at least 18. It's for his own good. | |
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| Speaking of bagina bashing (see below), here's a clip taken from Hell's 24-hour live feed. It's a bunch of Juggalalette's in one of the saddest mosh pits I've ever seen. It's more like a moshed potato pit (GONG). Seriously, this looks exactly like feeding time in the gorilla exhibit at the zoo. via Buzzfeed | |
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| In court documents f iled in New York on Monday , Michael Lohan's ex-girlfriend Erin Muller describes in detail how Michael constantly abused her over the years. Looking at Michael's constipated turtle head every single day is a form of abuse, but according to Erin, she suffered much more. Seriously, this is like Ike Turner's bucket list: Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan " slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday." Feb. 2008: Michael "punched Erin in the mouth" because she had a male friend on Facebook March 2008: Michael "whipped a computer cord" at her face but she blocked it with her hand ... causing a laceration. May 5, 2008: Michael " kicked Erin Muller in the ribs. " May 2008 : Michael " kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain ." June 2008 : Michael " spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist. " Then he " yelled at her to 'stop crying cunt -- other people will see you -- if they see you, I will kill you! '" Yes, can you believe this is the same Michael Lohan who is a man of God and is one of Jesus' devoted followers. No, seriously, I think Michael Lohan is literally following Jesus Christ on Twitter . You know, Michael Lohan looks like the type who will kick a cooch when it's not looking. How would he like it if someone putted him in his poon? Actually, he'd probably love it since it would shove the stick even further up his hole. | |
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