The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Monkey See, Monkey Pee
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 28th!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
- Birthday Sluts
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| Kim Kardassian is really making it so easy (JUST LIKE HER!). She wrote this on her blog yesterday: I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey! The monkey obviously got the memo and was just trying to make Kim feel more comfortable. Seriously, it lit some candles, played some old school Boyz II Men and probably whispered sweet things into her ear as it golden showered her. And then she goes and calls it " GROSS?! " That poor little monkey. Don't be surprised if the monkey gets revenge by selling the video of his sweet moment with Kim to Vivid. | |
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| The all-new Ivana Trump Airplane Snuggie! Protects your ears from screaming children and your hands from strangling them. - ImpertinentVixen Runners-up: To keep Shane from offending everyone on the plane with his Manhunt profile, his grandma knitted him an internet porn cozy. - starvis BLOG POST 899,9657 KANYE IS TOO GOOD TO FLY COACH. MY PEOPLE PUT ME ON A COACH FLIGHT WITH THE COMMON PEOPLE WHO DONT SEE THE BIG PICTURE LIKE ME. IM SITTING WITH BORING ZOMBIES. I HAVE TO COVER MY FACE OR THE FANS WILL BEG ME FOR AUTOGRAPHS. KANYE IS MEGA PISSED. HEADS WILL ROLL. BUY MY RECORD. - zomay Ever since that freaky sex tape emerged, traveling for Pinocchio has never been the same - cliff777 via WOW Report | |
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| Barbara Petricini-Buxton , the snobby saleslady from Selena . Remember Marie, the snobby saleslady who told Julia Roberts that a dress was veeeeeery expensive? Well, here's Marie's equally cunty cousin spreading the retail bitchery by raising her nose up at JLo and telling her some ugly Charlotte Russe clearance rack dress is way too rich for her blood. BURN YOU, JLO! But JLo really showed her by not buying the dress. See that's exactly why snobby salesladies are snobby! She doesn't have Marie's ice cold stare, but she does cross her arms and all snobby salesladies do that! That's their signature pose. (For Silvana) | |
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| Jude Law (37) Jessica Andrews (26) Diego Luna (30) La Toya London (31) Katherine Moennig (32) Mekhi Phifer (35) Leonor Varela (37) Jennifer Ehle (40) Evan Seinfeld (42) Andy Wachowski (44) Paula Poundstone (50) Patricia Clarkson (50) Yvonne Elliman (58) Ted Danson (62) Marianne Faithfull (63) Jon Voight (71) Mary Tyler Moore (73) | |
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