The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 30th! | Top |
| Having squandered his 9 Lives Cat Food earnings, Morris was reduced to performing in turkey shows in Tijuana. - OurMissC Runners-up: Don't look now, Aunt Birdie is playing with her pussy again. - AntBee She who walks with Pussy in Face; or as we know her; Tila Tequila - wblooney (Thanks Karen) | |
| Hot Sluts Of The Day! | Top |
| Grey Warden (more like Gay Warden) and warrior elf Zevran from the video game Dragon's Age: Origins ! Some dumb hos are freaking out over this secret gay butt sex scene from Dragon's Age, which can only be accessed using the correct pick-up lines. Yeah, I don't think they were present in class when we learned that all long-haired blonde elves (with voices like the Antonio Banderas bee ) love it in the ass. That's just nature. And it's beautiful! And the music itself just makes you want to jump into the strong arms of a warrior and let him ravish your butt in the forest. I'm adding Dragon's Age to my Christmas list, because apparently everyone gets it on in this game. Dude elves on dude warriors! Chick elves on chick warriors! It should be called Dragon's Age: ORGIES! YAY! The next time I'm at the bar, I'm going to try using the pick-up line, " Can you join me in my tent? " via Wonkette ( For Michael & James ) | |
| Birthday Sluts | Top |
| Bette Midler (64) Zoe Kravitz (21) Jared Fogle (32) Laura Ling (33) Emily Mortimer (38) Sarah Silverman (39) Nestor Carbonell (42) Jeremy Northam (48) Carol Alt (49) Jane Turner (49) Candace Bushnell (51) Charlene Tilton (51) Treat Williams (58) Obba Babatundé (58) John Densmore (65) Woody Allen (74) | |
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