The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For November 30th!
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
- Open Post: Hosted By The Moment A Guy Found Out That He's A Powerball Jackpot Winner
- Lindsay Lohan Is Drinking All The Vodka
- The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of WTF
- My Thoughts Exactly, Girl In Red, My Thoughts Exactly
- RiRi And Fist Brown Are Really Doing This
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 29th!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
- Birthday Sluts
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For November 30th! | Top |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
This actor is B- list or even C+ list but almost everyone knows who he is because of who he has dated. He has tried to date women but it just is not satisfying for him or the women. He generally finds one woman he can be great friends with and makes it last and last. There are no short term things. When you talk to him there is a lot of bitterness about his past and people he feels took advantage of him and his sexual preferences. He says his relationship with this A list all movie actor was instant and "torrid." Whenever they could find a moment they were all over each other. He says the A lister told him it was the first time he seriously considered coming out and that he was falling in love with our C lister. For months they were inseparable. The A lister then introduced the C lister to another A lister all movie who also was struggling with his own sexual preferences but was equally attracted to men and women but took an instant liking to our C lister and started having sex with him on a regular basis, but only when the A lister was out of LA and could be more private. Both of the A listers were using the C lister on a regular basis and the first A lister continued to profess his love for the C lister and said that he was going to help the C lister with his career and to just stick with him. As part of the help though, he needed the C lister to stay in the background and soon they would be together. So, the C lister did not work as much as he could have and for several years did not have any work because his job was to keep his A lister happy. Then one day, the A lister said that there were too many rumors about the pair and the A lister was leaving and that the C lister was never to call him again and gave him a check for $100K. Our C lister had been cruising to B list or A list status and now had no prospects and had given up because of promises made. It took him a year before he could get work again and now he never misses the opportunity to talk about how they used him. (CDAN)
This Real Housewife has had sex with so many guys that she is one degree of separation away from every other version of the show except New Jersey,. She slept with a guy who has slept with a woman on Beverly Hills. She has slept with a guy who has slept with a woman in New York. She has slept with a guy who has slept with a woman in Orange County and has done the same in Atlanta and Miami. Only New Jersey has somehow managed to escape her attempt to be the sexual Kevin Bacon of Real Housewives. (CDAN)
This female B list host of an A list very hit reality show has found her new conquest. A very married A list politician. (CDAN)
What A+ list all movie actress is finally getting a chance to explore with women which is something she has always wanted to do. While on the set she met someone who changed her life and the pair have continued to explore, although not as much as they did while filming. The actress is not going to leave her significant other for the woman, although he has said that he feels threatened by this new version of the actress. He does say she is nicer than she has ever been before. (CDAN)
Which celebrity left his girlfriend shocked when she found he had attached sex toys to their toilet? (The People via Blind Gossip)
This famous actor has always come across as a good guy, a good husband, and a good father. It's hard to imagine him as anything but a good guy. Well, we have a little story that may dispel that notion. When he was married to this famous actress, he was not exactly faithful. When he traveled on business, he liked to pick up random women. He would go to a local bar, check out the women, and select one for the evening. His woman of choice usually looked like Brigitte Nielsen in her prime: six feet tall, with short, blonde hair. Basically, someone who looked exactly the opposite of his wife. When he took the girl back to his hotel room, he never wanted to have regular intercourse. It was all backdoor action for him. No, the fact that he was married with children at the time didn't seem to be a factor at all in his decision to have unprotected sex with a random stranger. Both he and his ex-wife have moved on, but we do wonder if she knew about his constant cheating. We also wonder if he cheats on his current wife. Why? Because she doesn't look like Brigitte Nielsen either! (Blind Gossip)
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| Open Post: Hosted By The Moment A Guy Found Out That He's A Powerball Jackpot Winner | Top |
| Today, my beloved Uncle Mark and my beloved Aunt Sandy (I AM related to them somehow, I just know it!) accepted a check for $293,750,000 from Lottery officials for having one of two winning Powerball tickets. After taxes, they'll get around $136.5 million. Yes, Ancestry.com just crashed, because we're all on there to confirm that we're Uncle Mark and Aunt Sandy's niece or nephew. The second winning ticket was bought in Arizona and the winner hasn't stepped forward yet, but apparently the winner is a dude from Maryland. Surveillance footage from a gas station in Maryland shows a guy walking in to check his lottery ticket. The clerk checks the ticket, which was bought in Arizona, and dude starts freaking out. Then he asks everyone if all six numbers match. We're not only possibly watching a lucky ho find out that he's just won more money than he knows what to do with, but we're also watching several people contemplate hitting him over the head with a blunt object, grabbing his ticket and running off to the local lottery office to collect the winnings in unmarked bills. You're not supposed to tell everyone you just won! That's now how you do it. You're supposed to quietly slip away and go home to delete your Facebook account, quit your job, quit your family, disconnect all your telephone lines and disappear. #getmoneyandrunbitch I don't know if dude is wearing a work uniform or not, but either way, he should use some of his winnings to buy the company that makes that outfit. Because that IS the look. | |
| Lindsay Lohan Is Drinking All The Vodka | Top |
Lindsay Lohan's assistant Gavin Doyle dramatically quit yesterday morning after she kicked him out of her SUV and he immediately jumped on Twitter to tell her to get help. Everyone assumed by "help" he meant "REHAB!" But one of LiLo's lawyers Mark Heller says that alcohol never touched her lips the morning she punched one of Dionne Warwick's psychic friends. Well, TMZ is basically calling Mark Heller a liar, because they say LiLo was drunk on booze when she fisted that psychic in the face, because she's always drunk on booze. Several sources tell TMZ that for the past few months, LiLo wakes up in the morning, pours vodka in her coffee cup, brushes her teeth with vodka, gargles with vodka, cleans her pits out with vodka, fills her neti pot with vodka and buttchugs vodka. LiLo starts drinking vodka in the morning and keeps drinking vodka throughout the day. LiLo guzzles down as much as 2 liters of vodka a day. Either I prolapsed again or my liver just slipped out of my ass after I typed "guzzles down as much as 2 liters of vodka a day." LiLo's friends (and even Michael Lohan) have all thrown up their arms and given up on trying to help her, because she won't listen to them and becomes a real mean bitch when she's drunk. LiLo's daily drinking grew to SANTO DIOS proportions when her money and legal troubles got worse. If LiLo keeps sucking down 2 liters of vodka a day, it won't be long before most of her internal organs raise a white flag and/or the entire vodka industry tells us that there's a vodka shortage. Should I make A Vodka Message To Lindsay Lohan video or do you want to do it? | |
| The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of WTF | Top |
Clay Aiken, Simon Cowell's furry tit pies and even the original Underwood, Blair Underwood, would make more sense as Maria than Carrie Underwood, but Carrie Underwood's the one who got the starring role in NBC's live broadcast of The Sound of Music. Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, the dudes who produce Smash, and NBC announced this morning that American Idol season 4 winner and country star Carrie Underwears will be SANGING to the von Trapp chirruns on NBC next December. NBC's president said this in a statement to Playbill:
First Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, then Zoe Saldana as Nina Simone and now this? What's next? Ruben Studdard as Aretha Franklin (I wish)? Hollywood is truly fucking with our emotions and they love it. But I'm still all for this casting and only because it probably pissed Taylor Swift off. Taylor just threw a mean mug at her cat and pushed away her plate of heart-shaped pancakes with heart-shaped strawberries on them. This is really going to drive Taylor into her Emo phase. Hopefully, NBC country-fies all of their Sound of Music remake by casting Billy Ray Cyrus as Captain von Trapp, Dolly Parton as Mother Superior (I'm serious about that one), the Duggars as the von Trapp children and Kenny Chesney as Elsa. Here's Carrie Underwears singing "The Sound of Music" a few years ago: | |
| My Thoughts Exactly, Girl In Red, My Thoughts Exactly | Top |
Poor girl left her house for a milkshake, she didn't leave her house for a Kartrashian. That's a face that clearly says, "I lost my appetite." I feel your pain, girl.
Kim Kardashian is used to swallowing a thick, creamy load for a dollar, so she was the obvious choice to open the newest Millions of Milkshakes in Kuwait. The future United Nations Goodwill Ambassador isn't only in the Middle East to pimp out milkshakes, she's also there to learn more about the Israel-Palestine conflict. To which I say:
And "Not Here For This" girl's reaction is also my reaction to the Gosselin milkshake, the Lindsay Lohan milkshake and Kim's dress. Kim looks straight out of a 90s remake of Tron. If Kanye is trying to stop the rumors that he likes to lick peen by dressing Kim like shit, it's working. He can stop now. | |
| RiRi And Fist Brown Are Really Doing This | Top |
It's really nobody's bidneh, which is why RiRi Instagram'd this picture from the STUNT QUEEN Hall of Shame to millions of her Twitter followers last night. Surprisingly, RiRi's diaper-covered ass isn't the biggest ass in this picture. The piece of trash she's hugging gets that title. Grand Master Troll RiRi has let it be known that she's taking a spin on Chris Brown's round bolster pillow dick again and last night she went all the way by posting this picture with the caption: " i dont wanna leave!!! Killed it tonight baby!!!." Oh, doesn't it seem like yesterday when he almost killed you, baby, and now you're getting one of your assistants to take this mess of a picture using the attention whore filter. Even The Difficult Brown looks like he's over it. He looks like a bratty ass child with early-onset alopecia who's embarrassed by his mom hugging him in front of his classmates. Whatever, my only advice to RiRi is to take out her contacts before Fist Brown shits on her retina. One rain drop and just a little wind will completely mess up my contact, so I can only imagine what a Fist Brown dookie will do to it. via Vulture | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 29th! | Top |
Jennifer Love Desperate has taken the phrase "husband hunting" a bit too literally. - JTROS Runners-up: It became apparent during the wedding who wears the pants in the Jolie/Pitt household. - OneEyedSue via Pleated Jeans | |
| Hot Slut Of The Day! | Top |
Target's limited-edition red velvet chocolate milk! (Pic via Tumblr) | |
| Birthday Sluts | Top |
Gael Garcia Bernal (34) | |
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